I’m old enough to remember when the biggest innovations at Passover were an orange on the seder plate or using quinoa because it was determined it was a fruit not a grain. Now, enter “Tokin’ Chews (get it?) kosher for Passover cannabis gummies for a seder that will take you to genuine spiritual “highs”! This is real-google it!
Certified kosher for Passover these gummies will guarantee that Elijah will come knockin’ cause your seder will be rockin! From the same distributor you can also purchase rolling papers shaped like matzoh and cannabis infused chocolate gelt.
Searching for the afikomen will be hilarious this year because the person who hides it will totally, like, forget where they put it….
“Dai-Dai-Dai-Eynu” becomes “Pass-Pass-Pass-the Chew” at this year’s seder!
What will we think of next?
Rabbi Doug Sagal aka “The Boxing Rabbi”